Ross Crain

Shot going up on IMDB

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:50:56 -0500

Shot going up on IMDB

Sketch-y Behaviors: Kind of want to talk about myself a little.

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 19:45:48 -0500

Sketch-y Behaviors: Kind of want to talk about myself a little. :

I hope that’s cool. You don’t have to read this if you think people who talk about themselves are dumb.

I have this expectation of myself to steer clear of personal stuff in these types of forums (especially when it comes to being sad), but I find myself being more and more drawn to those who…

i love cereal and hate spiders: Capitalists for Obamacare!

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 15:58:58 -0500

i love cereal and hate spiders: Capitalists for Obamacare!:

haleymancini:

A few people have emailed/messaged me based on a facebook post I wrote today concerning my support of the Supreme Court’s decision to uphold the Affordable Care Act asking if I’d expand on it. Since I’m eating lunch and putting off doing some other writing, anyway, I figured I’d go ahead and do…

onephotoreviews: Listen Now: Episode 26- Rickshaw: Jonah Ray...

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 18:35:45 -0400

onephotoreviews:

Listen Now:

Episode 26- Rickshaw: Jonah Ray and Sergio Cilli

Jonah Ray and Sergio Cilli. We have a wonderful chat about Tim Burton, Frank Zappa and relationship movies with comedian Jonah Ray (The Nerdist, The Soup) and Sergio Cilli (Cream, infoMania). Scott gets bummed out and Dave tells us how his email address came to be.

This episode is brought to you by PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!

Listen streaming above (if the player doesn’t work just click the picture) or subscribe in iTunes. You can also now find us on StitcherRadio!

Theme song by March Fourth Marching Band and Robin Jackson.

Check out the director of The Mutiny (my sketch team) on this podcast!

"My new lady. Don’t be jealous. http://t.co/sNpB7r6q"

Fri, 14 Sep 2012 18:30:32 -0400

“My new lady. Don’t be jealous. http://t.co/sNpB7r6q”

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"A)Melrose Salon advertising skin care, or B)picture taken from serial killer’s “trophy..."

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 21:15:58 -0400

“A)Melrose Salon advertising skin care, or B)picture taken from serial killer’s “trophy room”? http://t.co/ADQzW4YN”

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"#LifeInLA It’s 9am, she’s got a cocktail dress w boobs out, heals, & weird eye..."

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 13:55:07 -0400

“#LifeInLA
It’s 9am, she’s got a cocktail dress w boobs out, heals, & weird eye makeup,Is it A)walk of shame? Or B) an audition @CBS?”

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"FakeOnionHeadline “Man at work certain everyone else is screwing each other. Frantically..."

Sat, 08 Sep 2012 15:58:23 -0400

“FakeOnionHeadline “Man at work certain everyone else is screwing each other. Frantically searches for reasons he wasn’t chosen” #onion”

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"Just another normal day as a professional wrestler with my buddy Killer Panda. http://t.co/N7sU6Obl"

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 14:48:56 -0400

“Just another normal day as a professional wrestler with my buddy Killer Panda. http://t.co/N7sU6Obl”

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"Blake’s good at Dodger Dogs. http://t.co/rNtXu3aY"

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 19:59:30 -0400

“Blake’s good at Dodger Dogs. http://t.co/rNtXu3aY”

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"Roller coasters AND amazing beaches. Yes. We have that. #SD #CaliIsBeautiful #birthday ..."

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 21:45:01 -0400

“Roller coasters AND amazing beaches. Yes. We have that. #SD #CaliIsBeautiful #birthday http://t.co/RS5Gh2JB”

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"SD sunset. http://t.co/elGe1YrS"

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 21:44:57 -0400

“SD sunset. http://t.co/elGe1YrS”

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"Best Birthday Wish Ever On A Card. http://t.co/mww190N7"

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 02:46:58 -0400

“Best Birthday Wish Ever On A Card. http://t.co/mww190N7”

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mattfisher: Please read the case information. (thanks Jon!) My...

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 23:15:10 -0400

mattfisher:

Please read the case information. (thanks Jon!)

My Sister Paid Progressive To Defend Her Killer In Court.

My response to Progressive’s statement.

"I’m tall for my height."

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 20:47:31 -0400

“I’m tall for my height.”

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"USA gold medal winners pay IRS up to $8,986 Silver medal winners will pay up to $5,385 Bronze medal..."

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 01:27:05 -0400

“USA gold medal winners pay IRS up to $8,986 Silver medal winners will pay up to $5,385 Bronze medal winners pay up to $3,502 #WTF? #USA?”

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"So this was my day. #OKC #hotenoughforya? http://t.co/5ANe4hn5"

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 09:32:51 -0400

“So this was my day. #OKC #hotenoughforya? http://t.co/5ANe4hn5”

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My Comedy Reel

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 12:52:49 -0400

My Comedy Reel

Billy Merritt's Improv Dance Party Pt2: Improv in the Old UCB Days.

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 20:37:22 -0400

Billy Merritt's Improv Dance Party Pt2: Improv in the Old UCB Days.:

improvdanceparty:

So many young people involved at the UCB now days I thought I would reflect a little on what it was like when it wasn’t a resume padder.

- In the old days it wasn’t “Yes And”, it was” Well Allrighty Then”.

-Rehearsals weren’t two hours long [3 if you’re really committed] They would last days,…

Intern Caroline: Dear UCB Harold Night,

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 12:03:54 -0400

Intern Caroline: Dear UCB Harold Night,:

This is really heart warming, sad and yet awesome.

carolineeand:

My mother recently came for a week long trip to visit me in Los Angeles. She is the person who helped me develop my comedic sensibilities and is the biggest supporter of what I do out here. So for most of the trip, we just went to improv shows. And it was great.

Her last night in town coincided…